So last night my car died in the middle of a busy intersection. It was towed to Saturn, and today they tell me the transmission is totally gone. Just dead. RIP. Lets nuke the car.

Well, it's very expensive to repair because of the amount of work they need to do on it, and my lawsuit says Saturn will cover 100%... but the dealership is saying 75% because I'm not the original owner. My copy of the paperwork says otherwise. Huge debate.

This also lands me out of a job once again, because the people I work for depend on me. Without me, they are also in trouble. So they are likely going to switch to daycare. Which I totally understand, and I don't fault them for anything. It's a terrible situation for all of us.

I'm waiting for the punch line, the big "APRIL FOOLS! Here's your car and income back!" but I know it won't come.